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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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