- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

The dewey decimal system

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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