once you go black your credit goes wack

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Female rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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