Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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My mom

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Poop...

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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