i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Obama.

Penis

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Jews

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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