What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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