- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Homonyms should be band.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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