- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Obama

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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