- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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