Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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Potato!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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