Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

your mother

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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