- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

8=> >->-o

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Poop

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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