What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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epic win?

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Ken wins!

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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