What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

I need to start studying.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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