What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

The WNBA.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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