What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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