Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

obama

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

The WNBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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