- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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