Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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