- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

who is awesome? no one...

penis haha

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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