Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Matt is a Duster!

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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