Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Justin with a hat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

So does Blake

John Stamos.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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