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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in