- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Yanter, Look it up

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

who is awesome? no one...

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

penis haha

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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