A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Please? No.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

there once was a black man who played basketball

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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