- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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