Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Where's the soap?

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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