- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

The Female Orgasm

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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