Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

One below was by me: Walter H

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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