- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

what tall and looks like a jew?

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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