What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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