- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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