Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Guess what? AIDS!

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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