- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

a woman votes!

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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