- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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