how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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