Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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do you have a wife?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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