- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Your momma so fat, she's fat

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

joke under this line wins _________________________

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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