- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Women's Rights

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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