Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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