Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

I was once a hamster.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Knock knock

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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