Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Get on the boat.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Today is March 22.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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this site is an antijoke

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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