what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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