Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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