- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Urban ghettos

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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