- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Albert your flies undone.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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