A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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