What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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