how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What can fly? Lots of things

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Dusters blow stuff.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Shea's sty....

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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