why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Christianity.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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