Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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