whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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