- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

OOOOPPS /

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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