- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

I'm winning at Scrabble.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What can fly? Lots of things

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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