what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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What happen? Idk...

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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andrew wagner

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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