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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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