- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

dyslexics of the world untie!

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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