- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

go F*** yourself

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Knock knock open

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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