- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

How do you end a sentence

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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