Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Netflix and chill

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Your face

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Anti Joke

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