What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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