Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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roak

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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KOOKABURRA

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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