Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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im not food

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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