- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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