- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How did the black person die? Of old age

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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