- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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