An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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fduck

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Michael Brown

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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GONNA

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Mullets

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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