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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

haha black people :D

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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