- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

kennah campion... being nice

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Guess what? AIDS!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

who's a slut... you're mom

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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